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Your name is LOGAN. You are a SEA DWELLER of the most noble...

Sun, 05 Feb 2012 07:02:00 -0500

Your name is LOGAN.

You are a SEA DWELLER of the most noble blood, which is one of the many reasons you are RULER OF ALBION. You were once a gracious king. A gracious king who cut taxes, but then spent much of your time entirely ignoring your kingdom and travelling to other lands. Suffice to say, you gave few fucks for your people back then. But now you do. You give all of the fucks.

You have a variety of interests. Well, you actually don’t. You used to, but now you really just have SAVING YOUR UNGRATEFUL KINGDOM FROM THE ENCROACHING DARKNESS THAT WILL KILL THEM ALL. You tried to be nice, but you weren’t making nearly enough GOLD. Then you tried being mean, and your subjects began to hate you. You decided to try and open the royal ask box to create the illusion of sympathy for your subjects, which promptly backfired.

In a move of legendarily bad foresight, you have decided to ask your pal REAVER for help with the matter; you know he’s always eager to help. But by ‘pal’, you mean ‘barely tolerated, nooksniffing accomplice who you are entirely certain was ashen with your ancestor’. And by ‘to help’, you mean ‘tell you about last night’s orgy and invite you to the next one’.

Sometimes you just want to tackle him to the floor. Times like this in particular.

What will you do?

((Sprited from Karkat & Tavros sprites))

cookieroach: FOR HELL’S SAKE REAVER WE’VE BEEN THROUGH WORSE...

Thu, 02 Feb 2012 02:00:49 -0500

cookieroach:

FOR HELL’S SAKE REAVER WE’VE BEEN THROUGH WORSE SITUATIONS MAINTAIN YOUR COMPOSURE THIS CAN GET OUR TIGHT ASS ON THE ROYAL THRONE YOU WONDERFUL LOOKING BITCH OKAY STOP LAUGHING NOW

NOW

DID HE JUST CALL ME ‘A DELICATE FLOWER’

Okay I’m done now I promise

OOC Note:

Wed, 01 Feb 2012 00:49:58 -0500

[[Terribly sorry to do this…what, two weeks into this blog’s creation? But I fear I must take a brief hiatus. Tonsillitis is busily kicking my ass and making certain I can’t do anything productive. I may still answer some questions with text posts/reblog Fabley things, but I doubt I’ll be able to draw anything until the antibiotics start kicking in.

Thank you all for the support and the questions, your ~~tyrant~~ king shall return as soon as possible!]]

askmasterreaver: I guess the right way of eating makes the...

Mon, 30 Jan 2012 21:56:13 -0500

askmasterreaver:

I guess the right way of eating makes the difference ;)

I do wonder if it says more of me or you that I am no longer surprised to see you without clothing when I come to visit.

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sallychanscraps: i just love that gif of maximus too much...

Thu, 26 Jan 2012 18:58:45 -0500

sallychanscraps:

i just love that gif of maximus too much LMAO

Entirely accurate

askmasterreaver reblogged your post: (Full View) My dear king, I am preparing a masked ball in my...

Thu, 26 Jan 2012 05:31:33 -0500

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My dear king, I am preparing a masked ball in my villa. It would be my honor to welcome you there. Sincerely, Reaver

Need I remind you of what transpired at your last “ball”, Reaver? Perhaps it would be easier to refer you to the ledger and see how much collateral damage had to be paid.

Though on second thought, yes, I will. You’ve made it clear there is no stopping your extravagant events, perhaps I might be able to keep things in check if I attend.

Respectfully yours,

~Logan

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Thu, 26 Jan 2012 04:42:00 -0500

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It would seem there are two calamities I must prepare Albion for…

Thu, 26 Jan 2012 03:05:00 -0500

It would seem there are two calamities I must prepare Albion for…

askmasterreaver reblogged your photo: (Full Size) You intend to amuse me, I see. … Well, here...

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 15:49:11 -0500

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Well, here there are so many charming and handsome kings around here, that…not know for…

Whomsoever your ‘one true king’ may be, may we all rest easily knowing there is only one Reaver here. I am entirely certain that there are not enough individuals in all of the kingdoms of the world to sustain the number of….party attendees, shall we call them, that would require.

More and more, what it seems the underlying theme of my life has...

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 08:04:06 -0500

More and more, what it seems the underlying theme of my life has been reduced to.

You have the sexiest scars ever fyi

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 02:35:17 -0500

Perhaps I may arrange to have you shipped to Aurora to acquire some of your own.

(Full Size) You intend to amuse me, I see. When has Master...

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 01:33:42 -0500

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You intend to amuse me, I see.

When has Master Reaver ever required permission to do whatever he pleased? I suppose next you will be asking to kiss my rings?

…I will relent, I am glad to see one proper greeting amongst the invasive questions. Thank you, my friend.

How…appreciative. Jasper, I distinctly recall stating...

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 19:31:59 -0500

How…appreciative.

Jasper, I distinctly recall stating that no posters for this were to be placed near the lunatic asylum. Amend this now or there will be consequences.

Your king will now hear your questions, my subjects. (Full...

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 04:31:53 -0500

Your king will now hear your questions, my subjects.

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